You’ve tried it all, juice cleanses, the baby food diet, and chanting “every body is a beach body,” while eating a pint of ice cream. Nothing has helped you feel ready for spring break, and nothing will except reaching your…
The Emory Spoke
Recently, it has come to my attention that the Wheel has published an interesting article. I know, I was just as shocked as you are. One of their writers accused Greek Life at Emory of appropriating Greek culture. In order…
CAPS has reported an influx of students, primarily freshmen, being diagnosed with PTSD. Research quickly ruled out that the possible root cause of these cases was a frat party gone wrong seeing as they have all been on social probation…
7:30 AM – Wake up 8:00 AM – Consider calling yourself a Republican 8:10 AM – Decide “Republican” is too aggressive of a word 8:11 AM – Remain a “Democrat” 8:30 AM – Eat breakfast 9:00 AM – Donate a…