When I called my mom to warn her about the impending UberEats charge because I would “rather die than eating the DUC chicken one more time,” I didn’t actually mean it. When I contemplated dumping a stranger’s wet clothes onto…
The Emory Spoke
Remember when everyone avoided our pool like the plague? I know you do. But now you have to avoid the actual plague like the plague. It isn’t as simple as avoiding our illegally made pool. Now you have to avoid…
Dear President Sterk, Hi, hope you’re well. I’ve got a funny story to share with you. So someone asked me how I was doing today, but, instead of responding with “Good, how are you?,” I couldn’t stop myself from saying: …
“The editors threaten and give ultimatums,” said former member Steven Stephens (20C), one of 38 writers who have left the Emory Wheel within the past year. “It’s like they expect us to try and it’s not fair! I just came…