The human mind is capable of personifying just about anything. From pet rocks to Annoying Orange, our ability as a species to impart traits on inanimate objects because we’re desperate for attention has never failed to impress. Take sophomore Sadie…
The Emory Spoke
Amidst the pandemic, Emory University allowed the class of 2024 to have a half decent on-campus college experience for the same tuition price as a normal year. In addition to the usual COVID struggles of wearing masks and not going…
It is with a heavy heart that the Spoke must report on a new development in online proctoring that will revolutionize the way we take online exams. Father and car enthusiast, Elon Musk, has made public his latest program: YoureFucked.…
For years numerous Emory undergraduates have been devastated during course registration, receiving a poor time slot compared to the rest of their class. The Office of Undergraduate Education heard their cries and finally found a solution to this stress and…