It seems like the President’s visit to Emory University last week wasn’t as innocent as we once thought. While the campus was being outfitted to be a red carpet for the POTUS, some secret service agents were seen exploring restaurants…
The Emory Spoke
Listen up, sheeple. It’s time that we as a university recognize the gross human rights violations that have been taking place on our campus for nearly a century, and that nobody has done anything about. Who cares about government insurrections,…
After fervently complaining to his friends, junior Jared Blanman has once again pointed out his academic hardships, despite having cheated on all of his assignments for the past year. “Teachers just don’t get it, this has been my hardest year…
After being completely ignored by Emory University for their first two years of college, all Oxford continuees have finally been awarded with the title of honorary freshmen. Yet to some, this award is the least Emory could do after giving…