Hey. It’s me, The Dobbs Bathtub. Maybe you forgot about me. But I’ve been here, biding my time as you all belittled me and threw up in your mouths at the mere thought of my existence. It’s finally time for…
The Emory Spoke
In a fuck-up comparable only to the Great Reply-All E-mail Chain of 2019, the College of Arts and Sciences mistakenly e-mailed a list of courses that were not approved for instruction for the Spring 2022 semester to the entire undergraduate…
Our post-Covid world has seen the fall of many great establishments. Slice & Pint was an early casualty, closing during *checks notes* January 2018. Then went Romeo’s pizza, although maybe we shouldn’t mourn that one too badly. Even Rise-n-Dine’s sweet…
It was July 28th, the day of the bar exam, and Judy Schul was ready. A lifelong overachiever with a knack for argument, it seemed as though the bar would be a piece of cake. There was just one problem,…