The Emory Spoke

As we all know, Emory’s campus premeds are some of the most humble and uncomplaining community members, suffering in silence through their self-inflicted biology and organic chemistry classes. Unbeknownst to most of the student population, however, the premeds, in an…

Tramar “Flo Rida” Dillard to Perform at Emory on April 1st, 2023 No, it’s not an April Fools joke. Flo Rida, the rapper behind late 2000s hits like “Low”, “Whistle”, and “Good Feeling”, will be performing as the headliner for…

Hey big guy. I heard the news. And you know what?  So what. Yeah, you looked your professor dead in the eyes and called them “Mom” in front of your entire lecture hall. Yeah, every single person froze exactly in…