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The Emory Spoke

Young Emory Radical Seen Wearing Gauges, Smokes Weed

A beacon of counter-culture individuality was spotted yesterday while he cut across the quad. Countless jaws hit the ground as the revolutionary strutted across the grass en route to his 2:00 p.m. Film Studies course. The figure, whose insurgent ears…

Overcoming Senioritis

If you’ve got the time to read this, then there’s a good chance that you’re among the afflicted.  During the 15th century, apathetic seniors were often burned at the stake in to prevent their “pfffft, sure whatever,” attitude from spreading…