Wait a second…who IS that?
I don’t – I don’t even know who that is.
Who IS that?
Over there, with the – yeah.
I’ve certainly never seen them before.
Hmm.
I just do NOT know who that is.
Who IS that??
And, you know, I’ve seen most people at one point or another, but…who is THAT?
Does anyone know?
How about you there? Do you – just who might that be? Over there? Who is that?
It’s just gonna eat me up inside.
Who IS that?
Sometimes, you look at someone, and you think, “Gosh, I feel like I’ve seen that person before, but I just can’t place them. Maybe they’re a mutual friend? I’m just not sure. But I must know them from SOMEWHERE.”
But no, I have NO idea who that is. I have NEVER seen them before.
Who IS that?
I hope – I hope they’re okay.
I don’t know, I just worry, if no one knows who they are – I don’t know. I hope things are going good for them.
Who IS that?
Do they know who I am?
Surely not… unless…no, I do NOT know that person.
Who IS that?
Hmm.
I wonder who that is.
On behalf of everyone at The Spoke, we would like to apologize for the preceding article. We told our writer, “This really isn’t satire. There is no commentary, no plot, just you, wondering who that is. Who even is “that” supposed to be?” To which they replied, “exactly,” which, honestly, we walked right into. Articles like this are not representative of the biting wit and social critique that we expect from our writers, and frankly, they make our entire publication look like a joke. But I guess the real joke is you, for reading this, and us, for allowing it to see the light of day. We will seek to do better in the future, and again offer our apologies.
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