Ok, we get it! We’ve heard you say it a million times over. “Oxford kids are so weird, Oxford kids are so annoying, I wish Oxford kids didn’t transfer here.” Well, fine, they won’t transfer here anymore. Now you can transfer to Oxford. Time to spend your last two years of college somewhere completely new!
Say goodbye to Mags! No more Twisted Taco or hitting the bars in Virginia Highlands. No more 24-hour CVS or Chipotle within walking distance. In fact, there’s nothing around! You will have no car and no way to get out of Covington. You will spend your evenings alone in your dorm, not even able to cry in peace because you have an in-room roommate. The only activities available to you will be potato sack races and studying for your Taylor Swift-focused sociology course.
Yeah, how does it feel!? Bet it feels pretty bad to go to the offshoot college! It sucks that you go to the side college and will have to transfer after two years. I bet you’ll have so much fun being plopped down on a completely new campus with no direction, no guidance, and no help during the adjustment period. You’re really going to enjoy your hour-long shuttle rides to get to Atlanta. Hahahahahah! Enjoy the rest of your college experience, you stupid Atlanta campus students!
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