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Dobbs Residents Uncover “Passage to Narnia” Above Dorm Ceiling Tiles

While attempting to “forge a closer bond” in their lofted beds, two roommates in Dobbs struck the roof so hard that the removable ceiling tiles opened a portal to another world.

Eddie Pevensie, one of the young men involved, had this to say about their discovery:
“Yeah, man, the two-by-two square lifted up before our noggins, and all of a sudden it was like my roomie and I found a passage to Narnia or something!”

Eddie proceeded to regale Spoke reporters and EEMS alike with tales of his and his roommate’s adventures, which included meeting Santa Claus and “Lion Jesus,” being coerced by a woman to eat a “totally eye-opening” Turkish delight, and, most impressively, establishing a decades-long reign and restrengthening the sociopolitical conditions of Dobbs-Narnia amidst growing global tensions.

When other Dobbs Residents were asked for comment on their housemates’ discovery, the RA emphatically confirmed their findings: “Those boys are real explorative alright — you could smell their little ‘adventure’ wafting through the ceiling tiles!”

The RA’s enthusiastic account has left neuroscience, psychology, and biology faculty scrambling to assemble a study on how the human mind might be able to pick up on the aroma of adventure — maybe Eddie can give them some tips?

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