Forbidden snacks are forbidden no longer! A new policy has been frantically passed by Emory Dining after riots on Asbury Circle regarding the $20 lobster-crab sandwich sold at Atlanta-renowned food truck “Crust’achin for Sandwiches.” An inside source says that Emory Dining will soon be opening up the Cox Dining Hall construction site to those with Dooley Dollar meal plans, with dining options including Loose Drill Bits ($4), Shattered Concrete ($5.50), Traffic Cones ($6), and if you’re looking for a date night special, a “Fine Dining for Two” option atop the crane for just $25.
We reached out to all two of the food trucks on Asbury Circle to hear how they would be taking this hit to business. Patty “Cheese” Smith, owner of the “Ruth Bader Ginsburgers” truck, says, “Drill bits? I have no idea. Please let me leave. These are the cheapest rich kids I’ve ever met in my life, and they keep asking me if I take meal swipes. I have a family to feed.”
Well, Cheese, we hope you’ve got your Dooley Dollars ready, because the Cox Dining Hall construction site has everything you and your family will need for a well-rounded, crunchy, and affordable mealtime experience.
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