With recent reports of expected poor astrological conditions, SPC has cancelled next Spring’s Dooley’s Week. “The realignment of Saturn’s moons pose a real threat to the Emory community,” the newly minted President of SPC, Michael Chapman, said along with the…
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In the best allocation of federal grant money since the invention of the polio vaccine, Emory researchers found groundbreaking evidence that the size of James Wagner’s testicles directly correlate with his propensity to drive the university into a deep pit of…