Emory students have been waiting with bated breath for zero-time Grammy winner Uncle Kracker’s performance at Homecoming this year, so much so that a large crowd of twenty-three students have been camped on the field for weeks to get the…
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After much discussion following the second boil water advisory in the last two years, Emory University’s president and her administration have decided that the best course of action for Emory is to physically relocate the entire campus to another city,…
President Sterk recently announced a new initiative to spread her graceful image to every corner of the internet-using world, after being inspired by the viral fame of several political leaders in a world that only pretends to give a shit about…
The overwhelming majority of Emory students admitted yearning for the good ol’ days when no one even knew who was running for SGA president. In a painless time, innocent undergraduates would simply either not vote or click on whichever name…