There was widespread shock when the swim team first stepped into the newly erected Dobbs Common Table and observed the seating available, sources close to the situation confirmed. Swim team captain Jake Kuraly (19C, 6′ 5″) sent a letter this…
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A recent scientific anomaly has left experts baffled after it was revealed that a student has apparently forgotten his name. The freshman, who does not wish to remain anonymous but seems to have no choice, visited Student Health Services on…
Your alarm goes off. You (somehow) force yourself out of bed after a night of pointless drinking and drag your sad, hungover ass to your 9 am lecture looking somewhat presentable. Learning is out of the question today; you get…
So, you want to fuck that special someone in your life, but your also a broke bitch who went through half their dooley dollars in the first month of being back. Next time you’re trying to smash and dash, fuck…