Richmond, VA- A summer intern floored New Horizon Realty’s CEO, as well as the entire accounting department with what her four co-workers confirmed to be a “serious cup of joe.” While the Emory student’s internship ended several weeks ago, rumors…
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After multiple accusations that he turned to Oxford College after being waitlisted at Emory University, freshman Eric Schulman confirmed that the OC was, in fact, his first choice. “Oxford really provides me with the experience I was looking for. I’m…
A beacon of counter-culture individuality was spotted yesterday while he cut across the quad. Countless jaws hit the ground as the revolutionary strutted across the grass en route to his 2:00 p.m. Film Studies course. The figure, whose insurgent ears…
If you’ve got the time to read this, then there’s a good chance that you’re among the afflicted. During the 15th century, apathetic seniors were often burned at the stake in to prevent their “pfffft, sure whatever,” attitude from spreading…