KINGDOM OF HEAVEN- After local father and miserable cretin James O’Donoghue again refused to buy a PS4 gaming system for his son this Christmas, God commanded the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to visit the churlish tightwad Mr.…
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The Student Government Association announced today that they will be assisting students in getting to the airport by providing free, one way MARTA passes. What do you think? “Can I get a free hug goodbye as well?” “Marta? Is that…
In reference to this wonderful editorial (first edition). Transcript: Oh! I didn’t see you there! I was just finishing reading the last of Kappa Sigma’s first edition leatherbound Tolstoy collection. Anna Karenina never gets old, when in its native…
I always call my mom and tell her about each of my residents, and how they’re all doing. One of them is going to graduate in three years, thanks to the advice I gave her, and the rest of them…