After being in extensive talks with many prospects during the offseason, Emory University obtained Gregory Fenves from UT Austin in a blockbuster deal. Fenves, who served as president in Texas for the last five years, will begin his work at…
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If you hadn’t noticed already, we’re all home now. And while you’re a bit mopey because you ~won’t get to spend your last semester of college with your friends~ and that you’re ~entering a workforce propped up by a crumbling…
When I called my mom to warn her about the impending UberEats charge because I would “rather die than eating the DUC chicken one more time,” I didn’t actually mean it. When I contemplated dumping a stranger’s wet clothes onto…
Remember when everyone avoided our pool like the plague? I know you do. But now you have to avoid the actual plague like the plague. It isn’t as simple as avoiding our illegally made pool. Now you have to avoid…