What? No, I’m Not Drunk! Excuse me, what? No, I am not drunk, Chelsea! How could I possibly be drunk right now, I’ve barely even had a drink all night! Wow. I finally express my love for you, and the…
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Highly successful businessman seeks hands-on partner with unstoppable enthusiasm to synergize growth efforts. Must have experience with: • Utilizing existing trends for stimulation of soft markets • Capitalizing on penetration initiatives while encouraging engagement between two or more entities •…
Point / Counterpoint I Hope You Have All Prepared For This Test, Students. Good morning everyone, in the next couple minutes my TAs and I will be handing out the midterms, which I hope all of you have studied for.…
Emory senior Zach O’Connor confirmed yesterday that he plans to start his final year of college off strongly before collapsing into a state of crushing apathy. O’Connor has reportedly already purchased all of his books, even the ones not yet used…