Hey. It’s me, The Dobbs Bathtub. Maybe you forgot about me. But I’ve been here, biding my time as you all belittled me and threw up in your mouths at the mere thought of my existence. It’s finally time for…
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“Hey, it’s Swoop. Swoop the Eagle. Don’t adjust your… whatever device you’re hearing this on. It’s me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get some Blue Donkey. Settle in. Because I’m…
After fervently complaining to his friends, junior Jared Blanman has once again pointed out his academic hardships, despite having cheated on all of his assignments for the past year. “Teachers just don’t get it, this has been my hardest year…
While most students have resorted to knitting, cooking, or ruining their sleep schedule over quarantine, Emory junior and Honor Council member Rachel Fink opted for something new. She decided to spice up her life at home by telling her mom…