Experts are reporting today that the Earth faces possible annihilation from a paradox in which every premed student simultaneously claims that they are “not like other premeds.” This latest threat comes close on the heels of the “I just want…
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Students in the Goizueta Business School were informed via email Monday that they had potentially come into contact with another student who was infected with tuberculosis. After hundreds of google searches such as “what is tuberculosis,” or “tuberculosis symptoms and…
Group projects are notoriously difficult for students to maintain, and randomly assigned groups are considered unbearable by many Emory students. According to multiple students in Professor Thompson’s Intro to Air Pressure class, the announcement of the assigned groups for the…
Crime Report 11.8.16 On November 3 at 9:30 PM, EPD responded to reports of marijuana use at Dobbs Hall. Upon arrival, EPD was informed by students that marijuana is just a plant with many medicinal benefits. EPD’s heart grew three…