The CDC sent out a medical emergency warning to the entire Emory listserv alerting the community about a new contagious outbreak of what is colloquially known as “hickeys.” The early stages of the pandemic recently went unnoticed thanks to large…
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Randy and Ray approached the frat house Thursday night, strategically dodging the Vineyard Vines tags and oversized condoms left on the lawn over the last few weeks. Randy’s 13 chambered heart was beating faster than usual, and his exoskeletal brow…
In accordance to the ancient Greek tradition of sacrificing farm animals to grease the wheels of the god’s favor, the Panhellenic Council recommended that PNMs (Possible New Members, get with the program!) slaughter their choice of domesticated farm animal on…
Over the past month, four representatives of the Delta Tau Delta fraternity sat in the DUC from 9am to 5pm to recruit new brothers. Recently, one of our Spoke reporters sat down with Andrew Schreiner, Delta Tau Delta’s Chapter Leadership…