This past week was big for SAE Senior Mahdahd Srich, as he reported having a big bowel movement this past weekend. The fidget spinner that Mahdahd was forced to eat during pledging had finally passed through his system. In an…
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In a surprising turn of events, Eagle Row fraternities have reportedly decided to give a shit about their pledges. “Run the Row” is a spectacle where boys who couldn’t hang with state school Greek Life trample over each other to…
We’ve all been there. You’re at a frat party — let’s say it’s Sig Chi — when you see a guy in a plaid button-down checking you out. It’s pretty close to closing time and all his friends have coupled…
Picture this, it’s Friday night, you’re walking to a frat party, and your history professor just saw your entire nipple through the crop top you chose to wear in 30 degree weather. You think your wait in the cold is…