A recent survey from the Office of Sorority and Fraternity Life, in partnership with the QTM Department, revealed that a staggering 87% of Emory’s fraternity brothers would willingly copulate with a day-old bowl of steel-cut oats if it was wearing…
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After scolding him for the fifth time today for lack of participation, it’s become abundantly clear to the rest of the Monday 11:30 Econ200 class that professor Mark Stainn is still unaware that his student Jake Blumenthal is in fact…
A new semester, a new DILF President, and a new sense of dread every time you open up your canvas page. These new challenges have created a new market for people to bitch about their problems, but without the usual…
The human mind is capable of personifying just about anything. From pet rocks to Annoying Orange, our ability as a species to impart traits on inanimate objects because we’re desperate for attention has never failed to impress. Take sophomore Sadie…