Stop looking both ways before you cross the street. Just stop doing it. Look straight ahead and cross the road like the chicken that you are. Turning your neck is for pussies and rich assholes who pay full tuition. Walk…
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We’ve all been there. You’re at a frat party — let’s say it’s Sig Chi — when you see a guy in a plaid button-down checking you out. It’s pretty close to closing time and all his friends have coupled…
Are you an alcoholic? Maybe you’re a day drinking aficionado? Or perhaps you’re just looking for a new way to drink! Here at the Spoke, we have devised this new, exciting, and blood pumping game that combines your love alcohol…
Picture this, it’s Friday night, you’re walking to a frat party, and your history professor just saw your entire nipple through the crop top you chose to wear in 30 degree weather. You think your wait in the cold is…