We’re finished with our fourth week here at the fourth most depressed school in the country. Syllabus day is just a distant memory and that one dickhead professor is announcing his first exam. You told yourself that this Spring, you…
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In a surprising turn of events, Eagle Row fraternities have reportedly decided to give a shit about their pledges. “Run the Row” is a spectacle where boys who couldn’t hang with state school Greek Life trample over each other to…
The holidays are a much-deserved break from the stress of class. At long last you can eat real food and ditch the typical finals diet of Adderall, coffee, and juul rips you’ve been sneaking the past four hours in the…
As 2019 comes to a close, we here at the Spoke rounded up the best top ten lists to summarize the decade and put them in the best compilation format the internet has to offer: a numbered list. Top…