Ok, we get it! We’ve heard you say it a million times over. “Oxford kids are so weird, Oxford kids are so annoying, I wish Oxford kids didn’t transfer here.” Well, fine, they won’t transfer here anymore. Now you can…
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Yerkes Primate Research Center, a facility known best for its essential work in biomedical and experimental research, has released a new study on primate behavior. The paper, published in Science, Nature, and Tiger Beat, unequivocally concludes that if given machetes,…
In a scandal that has proven that the Oxford campus gets to have some relevance once in a blue moon, a professor’s song “Little Sophomore Girl” has been rediscovered. This has caused an uproar of students expressing their outrage at…
In a fuck-up comparable only to the Great Reply-All E-mail Chain of 2019, the College of Arts and Sciences mistakenly e-mailed a list of courses that were not approved for instruction for the Spring 2022 semester to the entire undergraduate…