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The Emory Spoke

Fuck It. Oxford is the Main Campus Now. 

Ok, we get it! We’ve heard you say it a million times over. “Oxford kids are so weird, Oxford kids are so annoying, I wish Oxford kids didn’t transfer here.” Well, fine, they won’t transfer here anymore. Now you can…

Op-Ed: Take Off Your Pants

Let me preface this with three simple words: I HATE PANTS. Any true Southerner in their right mind would wholeheartedly agree that shorts truly reign supreme. As a born and bred Texan, I firmly believe in the three Gs: Gravy,…