Have you ever wanted holy ice around your neck? Have you ever dreamed of eternal drip? If so, thrifters be on the lookout: something far more divine than jeans three times your size desperately clinging to your waist with a…
The Emory Spoke
Sometimes it’s the little things that keep you going. On many a dreary day in the middle of finals, I’ve been walking across the quad and – what’s that? It’s Guy with A Single Feather Earring! And across the way?…
Monday morning, you and your friend trudge across Cox Bridge on your way to class, discussing the events of the previous weekend. Just as you begin recounting tales of your Saturday night drunken MJQ makeouts, you begin hearing a distant…
In a shocking letter, the Defense of the Underage Collegiate and Honorably Educated (DOUCHE) petitioned Emory’s president Greg Fenves that the Kappa Sigma Fraternity chapter did not violate the open expression policy for being “generally bad guys and asshole-y.” DOUCHE…