Asserting that they’ve never seen a case this severe, doctors confirmed today that local freshman Jessica Schpoonerman has suffered an aneurysm after thinking about Theta too hard. “We’ve had a few cases like this around recruitment season, but yeah this…
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Picture this. It’s 9:50am and your class in Tarbutton just got out. You’re woefully hungover from last night and the only thing you want is sleep’s sweet release. Unbeknownst to you, you’re about to make the biggest mistake in your…