The holidays are a much-deserved break from the stress of class. At long last you can eat real food and ditch the typical finals diet of Adderall, coffee, and juul rips you’ve been sneaking the past four hours in the…
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Your alarm goes off. You (somehow) force yourself out of bed after a night of pointless drinking and drag your sad, hungover ass to your 9 am lecture looking somewhat presentable. Learning is out of the question today; you get…
After much discussion following the second boil water advisory in the last two years, Emory University’s president and her administration have decided that the best course of action for Emory is to physically relocate the entire campus to another city,…
Citing that he had suspicions that his bag was lighter than normal while moving back into his dorm, local student Jamie Slessinger has confirmed that he forgot to pack his will to live for his move-in for the spring semester.…