After fervently complaining to his friends, junior Jared Blanman has once again pointed out his academic hardships, despite having cheated on all of his assignments for the past year. “Teachers just don’t get it, this has been my hardest year…
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Student looking forward to using his rest days to catch up on course work he’s currently drowning in
Student looking forward to using his rest days to catch up on course work he’s currently drowning in
Expressing his immense gratitude to Emory University’s decision to declare three “rest days” during the upcoming semester, junior Evan Berg is overjoyed at the prospect of kicking back, relaxing, and spending all his allotted free time on the work he…
After scolding him for the fifth time today for lack of participation, it’s become abundantly clear to the rest of the Monday 11:30 Econ200 class that professor Mark Stainn is still unaware that his student Jake Blumenthal is in fact…
Among the many feeling personally wronged by the coronavirus outbreak/subsequent shelter-in-place is rising junior and finance major Jonah Kliffstein, who is outraged over the cancellation of his summer internship. “This is absolute bullshit. People are acting like goddamn sheep laying…