Wait a second…who IS that? I don’t – I don’t even know who that is. Who IS that? Over there, with the – yeah. I’ve certainly never seen them before. Hmm. I just do NOT know who that is. Who…
The Emory Spoke
Day vs Night. Batman vs Superman. The British vs Dentistry. My roommate vs your roommate. These are the age-old matchups humanity has longed to resolve, and I’m happy to say I’m finally able to answer one of these burning questions.…
Emory’s Pottery Club has been placed on probation with all executive members facing suspension after an unauthorized event last weekend left MLAO riddled with half-finished ceramic bongs. According to witnesses, over 50 students gathered in the basement of MLAO on…
After a disappointing turnout on Rush Week with no legacies, no insta-famous influencers, and no one really that interesting, Tri Delta has decided to reject the entirety of their (not-so) diverse range of applicants. The exec board reported that this…