In a startling revelation, The Spoke has confirmed with multiple sources close to the situation that Robin Forman, the Dean of Emory College of Arts and Sciences, does not exist. Emory President James Wagner was deceived by an elaborate Twitter…
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A beacon of counter-culture individuality was spotted yesterday while he cut across the quad. Countless jaws hit the ground as the revolutionary strutted across the grass en route to his 2:00 p.m. Film Studies course. The figure, whose insurgent ears…
If you’ve got the time to read this, then there’s a good chance that you’re among the afflicted. During the 15th century, apathetic seniors were often burned at the stake in to prevent their “pfffft, sure whatever,” attitude from spreading…
Stacks janitor George Sherman has seen some shit, George Sherman revealed to Spoke reporters this weekend. According to Mr. Sherman, the revelation that he has indeed seen his share of shit came to him after he was attacked last semester…