The Stacks – According to sources close to the student, freshman John Bollinger is reportedly spending valuable, unrecoverable hours of his life studying for Health 100’s new midterm. Bollinger, like all humans, will eventually reach a time where he will…
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Earlier today, Emory’s emergency notification system sent students a warning message that there is a strong probability their existence is meaningless. Images of Edvard Munch’s The Scream and a Mandala sand painting were posted on the Emory Office of Critical…
Emory senior Zach O’Connor confirmed yesterday that he plans to start his final year of college off strongly before collapsing into a state of crushing apathy. O’Connor has reportedly already purchased all of his books, even the ones not yet used…