Listen up, sheeple. It’s time that we as a university recognize the gross human rights violations that have been taking place on our campus for nearly a century, and that nobody has done anything about. Who cares about government insurrections,…
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A recent survey from the Office of Sorority and Fraternity Life, in partnership with the QTM Department, revealed that a staggering 87% of Emory’s fraternity brothers would willingly copulate with a day-old bowl of steel-cut oats if it was wearing…
The commencement of fraternity rush on Thursday evoked strong emotions from the potential new members participating. Last night, the men only had two hours to visit all eleven Interfraternity Council chapters. Luckily, the fraternity chapters and potential new members had…
Link to obscene magazine here! After the digital release of the Spoke’s 2016 winter classic PlaySpoke on Christmas Day, many students were excited to spend the afternoon hiding from their parents and extended family to read college satire. Thomas, a…