After an extensive meta-analysis of the population, researchers over at Emory University’s very own Woodruff Library have concluded that the striking predictor for a straight man’s sexual activity is not in fact fitness nor gorgeous Patrick Dempsey hair. Instead, primary…
The Emory Spoke
It’s no secret that we all love Blue Donkey. It’s the highlight of the farmers market and the lifeblood coursing through our veins each Tuesday. But what is it, exactly, that makes these flavors so unique? ORIGINAL Made from the…
Echoes of “Lord, I don’t know what I’ll do” were heard around campus this Thursday when news broke that, yet again, the Student Programming Council had been duped by a fraudulent third party. This time, by an 11-year-old boy posing…
The overwhelming majority of Emory students admitted yearning for the good ol’ days when no one even knew who was running for SGA president. In a painless time, innocent undergraduates would simply either not vote or click on whichever name…