It is with a heavy heart that the Spoke must report on a new development in online proctoring that will revolutionize the way we take online exams. Father and car enthusiast, Elon Musk, has made public his latest program: YoureFucked.…
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For years numerous Emory undergraduates have been devastated during course registration, receiving a poor time slot compared to the rest of their class. The Office of Undergraduate Education heard their cries and finally found a solution to this stress and…
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Among the many feeling personally wronged by the coronavirus outbreak/subsequent shelter-in-place is rising junior and finance major Jonah Kliffstein, who is outraged over the cancellation of his summer internship. “This is absolute bullshit. People are acting like goddamn sheep laying…