Dear loyal reader. It is I, your resident SoundCloud Rapper. I have decided to shift my talents from making my own below average raps to mixing famous people’s successful music. I am now your resident Disc Jockey. One of the…
The Emory Spoke
It was a tough day for Junior Aiden Berger when he received an email from GroupMe stating that his account is being suspended due to complaints from fellow peers about his activities on the app, specifically texting “you up” to…
By: Geriatric Parabola We’ve always known that college is a breeding ground for liberal indoctrination and brainwashing, and that is something I, as well as any self respecting young conservative, have needed to deal with when getting an education. In…
After scolding him for the fifth time today for lack of participation, it’s become abundantly clear to the rest of the Monday 11:30 Econ200 class that professor Mark Stainn is still unaware that his student Jake Blumenthal is in fact…