Outdoor Emory, one of the few clubs whose whole model is built on being outside, has recently attained all the certifications and permits necessary to offer bridge bungee jumping. The best part of this development is that the bridge in…
The Emory Spoke
Everyone’s favorite adult performer recently announced a plan to increase his subscription price by 4%. To some, this may seem like a small price to pay, but given the financial hardships brought on by the pandemic, many horny Emory students…
The fraternity Sigma Chi, known for its nobility and astute sense of character, has a longstanding tradition of cordially hiring the services of strippers. These exotic dancers are hired to celebrate the offers of bids to Sigma Chi’s newest pledge…
After the horrible events of this past year, activism has evolved to new heights, and no organization has better encapsulated racial equality than America’s white saviors proud allies, the ladies of America’s sororities. And no sorority has strived more for…