In a fuck-up comparable only to the Great Reply-All E-mail Chain of 2019, the College of Arts and Sciences mistakenly e-mailed a list of courses that were not approved for instruction for the Spring 2022 semester to the entire undergraduate…
The Emory Spoke
Our post-Covid world has seen the fall of many great establishments. Slice & Pint was an early casualty, closing during *checks notes* January 2018. Then went Romeo’s pizza, although maybe we shouldn’t mourn that one too badly. Even Rise-n-Dine’s sweet…
It was July 28th, the day of the bar exam, and Judy Schul was ready. A lifelong overachiever with a knack for argument, it seemed as though the bar would be a piece of cake. There was just one problem,…
“Hey, it’s Swoop. Swoop the Eagle. Don’t adjust your… whatever device you’re hearing this on. It’s me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get some Blue Donkey. Settle in. Because I’m…