On January 23 at 12:45 AM, an Emory freshman girl (who prefers not to be named due to pride) tipsily stumbled into the room of a sophomore boy in the Emory film department (who will not be named due to…
The Emory Spoke
Dear Dooley, I’ve been living with my roommate, “Kendra,” since freshman year. I guess I always knew she had a witchy side. It started small— at first she was just buying scented candles and getting her septum pierced, but now…
Yerkes Primate Research Center, a facility known best for its essential work in biomedical and experimental research, has released a new study on primate behavior. The paper, published in Science, Nature, and Tiger Beat, unequivocally concludes that if given machetes,…
Swoop the Eagle, the beloved feathery mascot of Emory’s talented, world-class DIII athletics department, has long been a staple sight on campus. Originally introduced to Emory in 1986, Swoop’s muscular, gorgeous prussian blue buff chest, scrumptiously smooth yellow beak and seductively…