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Summer Intern Shocks CEO with Game-Changing Coffee

Richmond, VA- A summer intern floored New Horizon Realty’s CEO, as well as the entire accounting department with what her four co-workers confirmed to be a “serious cup of joe.”…

Why You Must Suffer: A Commentary by EmoryUnplugged

Greetings, Emory student. Have a seat. Watch as your feeble Wi-Fi connection flickers on and off. That episode of 30 Rock you’re watching? Buffering. For one brief moment, you’ll catch…

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Overcoming Senioritis

If you’ve got the time to read this, then there’s a good chance that you’re among the afflicted.  During the 15th century, apathetic seniors were often burned at the stake…

Stacks Janitor Has Seen Some Shit

Stacks janitor George Sherman has seen some shit, George Sherman revealed to Spoke reporters this weekend. According to Mr. Sherman, the revelation that he has indeed seen his share of…

No Excuses: Why You Should Vote

Not voting for president is like sticking your pleasure pole through a glory hole. You just don’t seem to care who gets to play around with you. You need to…

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