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The “New” Beta

Following the loss of their on campus house last semester, the brothers of the Beta Theta Pi fraternity have undertaken a rebranding campaign to improve their standing with Emory’s administration, sources reported. “We came to realize that our American Pie-inspired lifestyle choices were not only

Randy and Ray take Eagle Row

Randy and Ray approached the frat house Thursday night, strategically dodging the Vineyard Vines tags and oversized condoms left on the lawn over the last few weeks. Randy’s 13 chambered heart was beating faster than usual, and his exoskeletal brow was perspiring more than he