Experts are reporting today that the Earth faces possible annihilation from a paradox in which every premed student simultaneously claims that they are “not like other premeds.” This latest threat comes close on the heels of the “I just want…
Posts published in February 2017
THE MED SCHOOL– Lamenting the lack of opportunity for non-business students to become intoxicated on a large expanse of grassy turf, Dean Christian Larsen of Emory’s medical school unveiled plans for a weekly event titled “Painkillers on the Plain.” “We…
Valentine’s Day is a magical, sexual, and sugary day dedicated to romantic partners and the celebration of love—emotionally, financially, and especially physically. Sadly, other important people in your lives are too often forgotten: roommates. As couples blissfully fornicate, these sad…
I watch as the instructor places the mysterious white envelope at the front of a room full of nursing students. One brave student steps up to read the card. “Rachel… Josephine… Danielle… Vanessa. Let’s get physical.” The four of us…