Ray the Roach is an infamous member of the Emory community. One could say that Ray is so ubiquitous that we don’t even register him as he scurries past us while we walk down the halls of Clairmont. The Spoke…
Posts published in October 2016
When Randy Griffith awoke one morning from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed into a monstrous cockroach in his extra-long twin bed. He lay on his armour-hard back and saw, as he lifted his head up a little, his brown,…
Any Emory student who has stepped outside their dorm has seen the giant cockroaches that reside on campus. Some students may even believe that we are safe, and that the cockroaches are merely an annoyance. However, this comforting assumption is…
According to sources in Longstreet-Means Hall, Jennifer Steele’s new serious boyfriend Jonathan Baxter is a senior, holy shit. Jonathan, who intends to work at Deloitte next year, because good Lord he is old, reportedly met Jennifer at a small gathering…